Published March 8, 2005
Bill, Hillary and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's
wife's private jet. Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I
could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and
says to his co-pilot, "I could throw all of
them out the window and make millions of people happy."
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Catchy title!!
Mean trick!!!
dont worry he is...lol
I liked the hilary clinton one...I hate bill clinton....any one who can do something that stupid and get caught should be made fun of.
I think some people didn't get it because they're not American and don't know who these people are, they only know its got "Bush" in the title so they instantly guess "it's about Bush". That's what I did.
I make fun of him because he said that he never stops looking for ways to hurt his country and his people
People hate(d) Bush. people hated Clinton, people hated Bush Sr. There's always people who hate their president, so people make these jokes. Nothing new, but funny none the less. Bush isn't anything new we've seen. Mostly people just make fun of the way he talks, anyway. <.<
I'd give it an 8/10. Then the Clinton one a 7/10.
People aren't catching that, are they? *slightly amused*
I think I heard the first one before.
my word....time for another joke
hillary dies and goes to the pearly gates where michael is checking clocks
hillary asks "what are all of the clocks for"
michael says "the clocks measure how many times a person lies"
he points to a big oak clock and says "see that there was abraham lincolns it only moved twice."
pointing to another clock he says "that one was mother tereases it has never moved, not even once"
after looking around hillary asks "where's bills clock?"
"Oh his is in my office i use it as a ceiling fan."
corny and overated but more jokes are needed
and this is making fun of BILL CLINTON not bush
What?
Look, read the joke again (slowly if it helps). It makes fun of Bush's oponents, not Bush (hell, Bush isn't even mentioned in the joke!).
It's a pro Bush joke - that's a fact, not an opinion.
I love this joke!
I hate bush!
I think sureal is wrong.
I thought it was rather funny.
By the way "Kook" doesn't have a C in it. Unless you meant that the liberal in question was a Cook, in which case it would be appropriate.
AngelBaby88 and Fontroy:
I think you may not have quite got the joke...
You see, this is a pro Bush joke. Not an anti Bush joke... but a pro one. It pokes fun at his competitors.
God that a good one
DOWN WITH BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Looks up inoccently smiling*
I may be a bush fan but this one had me laughing...good one.
ok this was soooooo funny! I laughed so hard! This is the best political joke I have ever heard!
And is a liberal cook. Not that theres anythign wrong with that...
I can sign on and I use AOL.
Anyway, this is an amusing joke, and could apply to any politicians that are hated by a lot of people. Doesn't really matter what party s/he is a member of, or how much knowledge you have of politics.
Too true, Shriek, too true.
The only good thing about this is that it lets everyone find out who is a democrat/republican. *Leaves before I get contaminated by all this bushism**Shudders at the thaught*
*dances around like an idiot* You don't make friends with salad! Oh, sorry, was i supposed to be saying something?
This joke is great, GREAT I TELLS YA!
Ahah, wonderful joke. The thing that made the thread, though, was the responses coming from those heated Democrats. Goodness.
It's best to just ignore, or laugh at, psylynx
I thought this joke was pretty funny. Of course, I think it applies to all politicians
Sgt.Pepper, assuming that people are ignorant is not the best thing to do. They may have a perfectly good reason to dislike Bush, as does most of the world. Debate it in the respective forum, if you want. You'll also maybe notice this isn't a poem forum, rather a joke forum, so lighten up and try laughing.
do u have any good reason to hate Bush??? Do u understand anything? About why he went to war? I DIDNT THINK SO! so stop pretending you know wat ur talking about and write some real poetry that you know about.
[Please write like an intelligent human being and refrain from "chat speak." And please, read the rules of the forums, maybe?]
Well, even though I have a deep hate for Bush, I thought this one was hilarious.
And don't mind Psylynx over here, he just got out of the loony bin.
you're a rude, insensitive douchebag. It just bugs me because everyone is, (and yes, I have been too.) Stop it, it's annoying. You know nothing about the world, I know nothing about the world, nobody knows anything about the world, and we have to get along, because we're both members of the human race. So stop saying, "LOOK AT ME, I'M A REPUBLICAN AND I'M SMARTER THAN EVERYONE WHO ISN'T BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK AND I'M A REPUBLICAN!"
[SWEARING IS NOT ALLOWED, PSYLYNX. This is a joke, and therefore should not be taken seriously. She's not even saying that, she's saying, well, you read the post. Quit assuming things- you're just proving your point yourself.]
lol....that's a really good one...*laughs*
Becaus I got it from Corey and that's what she called it.
:Ahem:
Since you're my sister, I don't necessarily have to be that concerned of your feelings. Anyway, Jamie, why did you name this forum George Bush Fans? I know you're smarter than that. Or...maybe not=/
Anyway, this is a good one. We need to forward this on.